If there is a Nobel prize for the best sunscreen delivery device, I hope whoever invented this won it.

People who text or DM me and then don't respond to my immediate response usually don't remain text buddies.

Don't start a conversation with me then walk away.

Shopping in the Costco "Everything Is Super Jumbo Size" bakery section should be off-limits to single people.

Can you have "Pastries" marked as the cause on your death certificate?

Sitting or lying down is the best way to remember something you forgot to do.

It will come to your mind almost instantly.

At the end of their lives, do most homeowners think the time they spent pushing a lawnmower was worth it?

It's very noisy outside this nice evening.
#GreenToes

I have heard enough election news this week to last me a few years.

It may be time to look for the old iPod and start consuming only music.

Boy Scout Time
Bad head-on crash today next to me while out on the bicycle (I was on the trail)

4 of us who were trying to help could not get the passenger out of the pickup that was leaking all fluids including gas

She was trapped in place by the airbags that did not deflate

I have ordered a knife to strap on my backpack

I thought I accidentally wandered through poison ivy when hiding this on today's bicycle ride.
So far no itching.

I wish I could use a little fish glue and clamps to fix my old failing joints.

The majority of what I do most days can be described as:

Putting things into other things.

Some day I will catch the person who's taking out the things.

A sweaty day durring the cottonwood snowstorm season makes for an itchy bicycle.

It's hard to tell if there is a bug or just fluff stuck to your face.

Further work towards my couples portrait museum.
(c. 1900 ish)
From the massively overwhelming Elkhorn Antique Flea Market this morning.

Many Many thousands of people wandering around through acres of old things.

I was there for the cream puffs.

#Photography #Antiques #CrayonPortrait

Palace of Fine Arts - San Francisco
Going through some old Lightroom catalogs
#Photography

ToysTakenOut > ToysPutAway

MostDays

Elderly people, with challenged balance skills seem to be attracted to flea markets held in places where the ground is quite uneven.

I spent much of today sitting at my table hoping to not have to pick anyone up.

And also that they would not knock down my stuff on the way down.

Makes me a little sad.

Sold this couple today to a woman who will use the frames for her son's wedding.
She will replace the current images with photos of the groom and bride.

It's a cool idea, but after 130 ish years, this couple will no longer be together.
#Antiques #CrayonPortrait #Photography

Switching to sleep without socks weather is challenging.

I often wake up thinking "whose right foot is touching my left?"

Spouses or Siblings?
The wavy hair and no names make it hard to determine.

Today's clean-up victim.
Much crazy glue and duct tape from the previous owner was removed.
And many many wipes of the front to remove decades of grime.
#Antiques #CrayonPortrait

I have been thinking that having much leisure is not necessarily a good thing.

Giving your brain too much time to wander allows it to think about many things over which you have no control.

If only there were an easy way to make a brain stop thinking on command.

Why did they rename the first book?