@Marmel I can’t see “toot” without that stupid “Beans, beans, the magical fruit..” song popping in my head. Let’s not make the situation worse 😂🤣

@Marmel but sharts are already a thing… much worse than a toot😳

@Marmel

Well that's a shit take. 😏

@Marmel

I once suggested a compromise between a post and a toot - a poot.

@Marmel if we call them sharts, then this sentence becomes valid;

"Oh man I just sharted all over the firehose!"

Now why would you want that?