Sometimes I re-write the words to songs for fun. Today I present to you Butterball, sang to the tune of Wonderwall (1/3)
Today is Thanksgiving day
And I'm gonna eat turkey with you
By now the oven is hot
Got so much cooking to do
I don't believe that grandmas coming
Forgot to pick her up, in my car.
Darkmeat, Cranberries so sweet
casserole with green beans.
Not sure if you've eaten it before
But how about some collard greens?
I don't believe that sweet potatoes
Belong on the table, with us now
(2/3) And all the plates we’ll have to wash are piling
The uber to pick up grandma is dialing.
There are many meals that I
Am glad are never dry and I know why
Because Gravy, Is the sauce that’s amazing
And after all, turkeys a ButterBall
Today was thanksgiving day
But I'm so stuffed I might spew
By now the pie is coming out
But I don't have anymore room
I don't believe that anybody
wants another bite, but we'll try.