Wondering how school boards and administrators expect kids to text their parents "active shooter in the room, hiding under desk, i love you" if they're gonna ban cel phones in schools.

The GOP wants to take america back to the 1950s except for the parts where Russia is the enemy, science mattered, and education was necessary.

🎧 The Duke Spirit

I highly recommend every single album and song by this band.

That's it.

#cosomusic #MPNP

MP Television Show Pitchbot:

Remember the opening sequences of Law and Order? It was usually two people engaged in some mundane conversation and then stumbling across a dead body? I envision a spinoff series that follows the next 72 hours of those people's lives to hilarious, and deadly, consequences. Yes, it's a murder-comedy.

Law and Order: Cold Opening Squad.

#cosomusic

A few weeks back a local band went through the inevitable baptism by fire and got completely fucked over by a shady promoter. They recorded a song about it almost instantly. It's short and very very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbh1uI75k7I

It's #newmusicfriday so check those release feeds and curated playlists. It's a big one.

Got some pics of the northern lights over Indiana. These are not created by the government’s “purple sky machine”.

Wait until they hear about the secret plan to engineer tornadoes that only hit properties owned by registered republicans. And yes, they will have sharks in them.

https://www.thenation.com/article/environment/hurricane-milton-conspiracy-theories-maga/

Are those wax lips?
Blocked.

If any of the prog-metal musos are interested, new Dream Theater track marking the return of Mike Portnoy. Let the odd-meter shredding commence! #cosomusic

https://consequence.net/2024/10/dream-theater-new-album-parasomnia-night-terror-stream/

Teachers
Doctors
Nurses
Scientists
Librarians
Election workers
Meteorologists
Journalists
First Responders

Feel free to add to this list of trusted professions that MAGA has deemed to be "the enemy"

Me first. “I Kissed A Squirrel”
Your turn.

#baseball
What’s the name of the alt-metal cover band that the Philadelphia Phillies are in during the off season?

Whoa - when did Steve Garvey morph into Ronald Reagan?

The economy is the single most important factor for people still making up their minds about the election. That's according to the "pundits". My question, of the people who are saying "I am basing my decision on the economy", what percentage of those people can explain what "the economy" is?

Remember when CNN's tag line "The Most Trusted Name In News"? I think they should change it to "None Of This Matters"

Ya know, when orange tater head is president, he will shut down the NOAA. No more hurricanes!! This will be on truth social within 72 hours.

Coso right now.