What's the happiest US-election-day story you can write in up to six words?

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A1: So what did they choose?
A2: Hold up. The last state votes are rolling in.
A1: *waits*
A2: And... NOW! It's good! All clear!
A1: Yes! Showtime!

*Flicks on the flying saucer's lights*

LET'S RIDE!

A3: *aside* Couldn't we have gone in even if they went the other way?
A1: Technically yes, but the eggs back home would be embarrassed if our first-contact photos involved tentacle-touching the other one.
A3: *shudders* He does have very small tentacles.
A1: Right?! The smallest!

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