@CanisPundit @Zevon /@Alfred

It's like trying to talk to a White House Press Secretary just found by reporters with a bat by a broken vase.

Reporter: Mind telling us what happened here?
PS: I'm going to need more context for your question.
R: Well, it looks like you swung your bat and broke the vase.
PS: Mhm. Mhm. I'm now getting new intel on the presence of a bat & a broken vase. Does that answer your question?
R: Well no, actua--
PS: When we get more intel on the matter, we'll let you know!