🤨 The correct time to go to bed was a minute before reading this.
Also, in general, never read a New York Post article. Any news outlet with "Post" in it, really!
#NotSafeForLife #PeopleAreTheWorst
#EarlierBedtimesAreTheBest
@MLClark But what a product endorsement!
Oh god marry me. 🤣 I thought I was the only twisted mind here, but I also *really* wanted to know more about this blender that could apparently handle gristle and bone!
@stueytheround @MLClark Exactly where I went.
@stueytheround @Graci @MLClark Someone had to say it.
@MLClark And of course I just had to look and see what it could be while up to let dog out :/💔
@MLClark 😱 what the fuck