🤨 Look, I'm not usually one to critique someone's graffiti... but do you *really* want to be known as the tagger whose letters all look like an assortment of 🍆 s with heavy 🍒, or ample butts and 🍑 s?
(I mean... maybe? No fruit shaming here!)
(I debated putting the above behind a CW, but I couldn't decide if it was *actually* lewd or I just woke up on the horny side of bed today. 🙃)
@MLClark Why limit yourself to the bed?
(Am I doing this right? I am kind of sluggish this morning.)
You're right! There is so much else to get up on in the average home. 👌🏻 Horny household living for us all!
@MLClark : I must have missed something. I do not quite understand the second and third part of the thread. It might be because I cannot for the life of me tell what the graffiti is supposed to be saying.
@thedisasterautist @MLClark beds, chairs, ladders, the possibilities are endless. 😂
I'm glad you felt comfortable asking!
Graffiti tags like this are just the name of the person in exaggerated letter forms (the "Mark" up top might be easier for your eyes to pick out).
But this person chose to make their letters bottom heavy and *very* rounded, so immature minds in the room today (including mine) are seeing outlines of penises with hefty testicles, ample backsides, and maybe a pubic mound.
It just shows that you're more refined than the rest of us, TDA!
@MLClark and people say writing isn’t sexy
But it can sure as heck be immature! ;)
🧐 I kind of expected CoSo to have corrected the above by now, by pointing out that *all* sides of the bed can be horny if you're doing it right.
Is... is everyone feeling okay? Need a little more coffee, maybe, before diving into the day's silliness in earnest?