Also, I just warned a US friend that, since Canada has a housing and jobs crisis right now, all US political refugees will be asked to bring their own igloo and canoe (the latter for CanUber!).

But also, don't worry: if you arrive sans beaver, one will be assigned to you (not like that). If you land in Toronto, rest assured, you get an automatic redo for hockey team of choice. Just make sure you learn to drop your "Zee"s before the first freeze (so, September).

Thanks for choosing Canada, eh!