I'm putting together readings for my students tonight from recent news, but this excerpt's going in just because it made me laugh:
“Actually seeing this one-to-one increase, I was like, wow,” says a study author, Kathy Willis, a marine socio-ecologist from the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation in Australia.
(Journalists are supposed to edit quotes with some grace, but sometimes the speaker doesn't offer much to work with. 🙃 I still would've written this differently.)