(🤔 Alternate tagline:
SATANIC PANIC THROUGH THE AGES
Come for the history; stay for the penis trees!)
"But there was still time to fight back, Anderson said. He called on the God-fearing people of Metropolis to meet the enemy where Satan was planning his assault: at their town’s library."
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/metropolis-illinois-library-books-battle-superman-rcna148352
@MLClark From #News13:
Governor #DeSantis bars "Satanists" from serving as school chaplains in #Florida.
https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2024/04/18/desantis-signs-education-bills-and-bars-satanists-from-serving-as-chaplains