Entirely possible that, instead of finishing a paid review this morning, I spun off a wee short story inspired by G K Chesterton and the moral landscape of the world today.

This was not in the plan.

I'm going to take a beat from it before posting - and I'm still deciding if it'll be locked or open, because the story is very much a reflection of broader relevance to the day - but for now, I cannot say this emphatically enough:

BRAIN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(Focus on your to-do list, you nut!)