Whatever floats your boat...

Whatever flips your pancake...

Whatever lights your candle...

Whatever lifts your luggage...

Whatever pickles your gherkin...

Whatever toasts your bagel...

Whatever drives your wagon...

Whatever pops your cork...

Whatever frosts your cookies...

Life's too short, mi gente - and horrifically filled with people who do *so much* to make everything harder than it ever need be for the rest of us.

If you're not hurting anyone, and you think it might even help...