I am also remembering why I put the darned thing into storage.
It is very, very, very slow.
I've managed to regain access to most of my accounts - except my Microsoft OneDrive, which is taking forever to grant me access into my files. (Microsoft doesn't play well across regions; this computer is Colombian, complete with a Spanish keyboard, but my Microsoft Account is on a group plan in the US. It's like a '50s TV robot spinning its head and smoking, trying to process life in two regions!)
@MLClark sign in with a US VPN location? Maybe? Microsoft doesn’t like some VPN’s.