FYI: This is a catfish stan account.
Meaning we don't tolerate those who go around giving these slick-whiskered cutie-patooties a bad name.
If you see a bad operator trying to ruin this critter's reputation, report 'em and send 'em back to the high seas.
(And a high fin to you 🙏 for keeping the local waters groovy!)
@MLClark Note: All catfish have French accents, frequently say “merde”, and would smoke if not for all that water and a lack of opposable thumbs.
🤣 The ennui of a catfish is not to be taken lightly!
@MLClark addendum, the existential pig goes “ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home”.
Hot damn, we should write a Mother Goose's Childhood Treasury of Bedtime Stories for the Budding Existentialist. :)
(Humpty Dumpty can stay as is! But the rest might need some tweaking.)