Nearly got run over walking across a a parking lot tonight. Guy stops his car and rolls down his window. Me stupidly thinking he's going to apologize for not seeing me or something. He begins yelling at me asking me "Are you stoned?". Apparently jumping out of the way to avoid being hit while he wildly reverses their car into a spot is the actions of a stoner. My witty comeback was to say "I was about to ask you the same thing!" Look out Dorothy Parker!