Dad Joke Time:

What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

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Make me one with everything.

#cosoguitars

This Knaggs "Larry Mitchel" model Severn LM SSS can be yours for the low, low price of $5,816 new.

Trump's campaign paid Melania $240,000 to speak to log cabin Republicans,

Are you doing better than you were 4 years ago?

This is people lining up for food assistance in 2020:

The cult are gonna dollar cost average their way to zero while Trump cashes out.

Even though he said this in 2016, THIS TIME HE REALLY MEANS IT!

"Scranton, Pennsylvania. I visited a plant that manufactures 155 mm artillery shells. Now, for our warriors who are defending not only our country, not only Ukraine, the plant will be ramping up production.

I began my visit to the United States by expressing my gratitude to all the employees at the plant and by reaching agreements to expand cooperation between Pennsylvania and our Zaporizhzhia." --Volodymyr Zelenskyy

WUNC reports that Mark Robinson has just three campaign staffers left.

OK, I did not have "Trump promises death squads to kill illegal aliens" on my 2024 Bingo card.

wait for it...

BREAKING: Senior staff to Mark Robinson's campaign resign.

Turkey burgers are so delicious.

Just had a 1/3lb turkey burger patty with Havarti cheese on an oversized bun with ketchup, mustard, mayo, red onion, tomato slice and hydroponic lettuce.

mmm....

#CosoMusic

1983 - Pink Floyd, Not Now John"

https://youtu.be/ajvk1CFIM1M

Well, that's one horrible production upgrade that is done.

Two more non-prod upgrades to go.

I have a prod go-live starting tomorrow at around 4am.

The internet does not forget:

Fun fact: Donald Trump is named 312 times in Project 2025.

Poor Donald Trump says he's mistreated. Name one other criminal, rapist, cheat, bully and pathological liar who is treated so badly. lol

UPDATE: MLGW says a squirrel caused over 10K customers to lose power Friday morning.

https://wreg.com/news/local/mlgw-customers-left-without-power-near-poplar-corridor/

"I have not been treated very well, but that's the story of my life" -- Donald Trump speaking to IAC.

Not only is that pathetic and made exponentially more pathetic when you know he inherited 400 million dollars and a revenue stream and the fact he has managed to stay out of prison by being extremely litigious and for crimes that would have most of us serving prison sentences long ago.

But he's telling this to actual Jews. lol My god he's a black hole of non-empathy.