@LowEndMuse Did your dog have a stroke? Can you still not get your cat out of the chimney? Are you now the proud owner of a shaking, featherless parrot?

Here's what you should have done yesterday!

Don't worry, we won't waste time telling your neighbors to knock it off, here are all the things you should have done to your pet, and all the chemicals you should have stuffed them with before it was too late!

Now stop being a bad pet owner, and why do you hate freedom?

: )