@FrankCannon Me and a friend of mine years ago.

Me: Hey I know where you can get a job.
Him: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah it's down by the river baiting hooks for little kids.
Him: That sounds easy enough.
Me: ...and if you work hard, after a couple months you'll be the Lead Master Baiter.
Him: Fuck off dude, that was wrong.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂