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So, that hideous, self-obsessed, self-worshipping lump of useless brainless space, Katie Price now says ''What if I go to prison? It would make me money''.
Can that bag of rotting filth get any lower?!

I fo.und the trick to getting the dog and cats to let me sleep in is to wake up at 5am and feed them and then go back to sleep l. But, Guess I better drag my sorry ass out of bed and fill the bird feeder now.

How did the bloke who invented clocks know what time it was?!

sometimes its so quiet in the house , i could hear an ant sing opera

@ayankdownunder Thanks for favorited my status! I would never actually do it, but it's hilarious thinking about it!

Being the evil cow I am, I want to go into a department store's changing room, hang around in there for a few minutes then shout HEY! THERE'S NO LOO PAPER IN HERE!

Every night the evening walk includes visiting the kitties of three different households. They always run out to greet us, if they hear my voice coming down the sidewalk.

This is Bella (kitty #3).

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