@Kinnison Thanks for favouriting my status!

For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He turned the place upside-down. Did he leave them at the shop? The library? Are they in the street somewhere?

Luckily I have a spare set hidden in my handbag!

He tried again to find them this morning and eventually found them in the pocket of a hoodie he’s not worn in ages … !

I’ve no idea how many times he’s lost his keys … and wallet … over the years since we met and before we met!

While the facial bruising and swelling is now easing, I'm now finding the rest of my entire body is aching and hurting considerably!

It's 2:45pm here at work and we're having torrential hailstorms!

I don't fart ... I'm a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!

The facial bruising and swelling is now turning coal black and I managed to have a kip last night!

@RazzleDK1 Thanks for favouriting my status!

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Sorry for looking so rough! I fell down the stairs last night, crashing in to the right handlebar of my 4-wheeled seated Rollator!

Am drugged up with pain killers but am at work again this morning!

Can't let a silly accident ruin my day!

Nothing cracked or broken, just various all-over swellings and bruises.

I was very lucky, could have been a lot worse!

Little Wopsie gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby's armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ''beloved has untamed Chocka-Chicken with Duck''.

Her little eyes lit up and she said OH WOW!'' in a very human-like voice then dived straight in!