LittleFatty
Adult female. UK. Owned by a cat! Happily married. Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram/Threads: @stickybear5660 Loves Monster Energy.
Joined Dec 2022
When filling out an online survey and it wants my year of birth so I put in 1965 and it wouldn't accept it! I tried 3 times then realized I'd put 1665! I know I'm no cute chicken any more but that's ridiculous!
We don't have kids by choice but we have a female cat who is our ''daughter'' and she's our beloved baby. We use our own spoons to mix her breakfast and dinner but yesterday I paid £2.19 in Boots for these, so now our little fur god has her own spoons!
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Our Wopsie scared the stuffing out of me this morning! She knows she gets fed brekkie about 7 am Monday-Saturday and about 8 on Sunday. This morning I was in bed, flat on my back about 6:40. She was on the floor somewhere when, with absolutely no warning at all she leapt straight up and screeched MEOW! At the top of her voice as she heavily landed on my guts! OOOOMMPFF! All within a split second! Then she laid on my right shoulder and sang to me! I died laughing!
@damianreloaded HA HA HA! True!
I'M GOING TO MURDER THE OLD GIT! Our bed is a double but we have a king-sized duvet as we love the extra all around the edges. In bed last night as hubby turned over he took the duvet with him leaving me bare with just a top corner to cling on! I asked '' can I have some duvet please, sweetie?'' He asked ''why?!'' I replied '' to cover me arse!'' He replied ''you'd need another king-sized duvet for that!''
I came into work this morning to find Sid Slug on my desk and he'd taken over my job! I evicted him to outside forthwith!
@ChickenDaddyJon OMG! They're all so gorgeous!
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@mcfate Thanks for favourited my status!
@DualReality69 Thanks for favorited my status! @ReneeVoiceBrand Thanks for boosted my status!
@Amyfb Thank you! We'll get her to the vets as soon as we can!
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Fossilized guano suggests central Oregon region may once have hosted a colony of pterosaurs
https://phys.org/news/2023-03-fossilized-guano-central-oregon-region.amp
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@LittleFatty when my cat does that, it is a sign for visit to the vet to have his anal glands expressed.
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: "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
We caught our Wopsie doing that as we were coming up the stairs yesterday, wiping her arse on the carpet! We died laughing!
I'm looking forward to a cheese and tuna sandwich tonight washed down with a mug of @pgtips!
Happy International Women's Day to all you gorgeous ladies out there!
LittleFatty
Adult female. UK. Owned by a cat! Happily married. Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram/Threads: @stickybear5660 Loves Monster Energy.
Joined Dec 2022