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I've a sink full of last night's crocks. Soaking in hot water. Suppose I'd better go wash-up.

Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: what’s with the net Gert?

Gert: I’m straightening it for tossing.

KD: Tossing?

G: Yep, gonna find me a mate.

KD: That’s not how it’s done.

G: Well, I see peeps throwing their nets out indiscriminately and then just looking through their catch to see what to keep.

KD: I think it starts with understanding what you want to bring you joy.

G: Really? Damn, you mean internal work.

KD: Yep.

G: Help with this net, I’m back to tossing…

Free Pass Pups

Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, you're getting a little loud playing this morning...
Petie: Yep, no holds barred...
KD: But you should be behaving better, Christmas is right around the corner.
Paulie: Dude, we're not worried about any Naughty List.
KD: Why?
Petie: Naughty list starts when you develop independent thought, we're pups...
Paulie: Yea, we're pups, we got a free pass for 2 years
KD: Yes, yes you do...

Good morning to you!

One more thIng for which to be grateful on thIs fine day:

They called them carols, not Christmas Berthas.

My cat Wopsie had me literally crying with laughter this morning! I was in the shower, looked to my right and found her with her head poking around the corner of the bathroom, just as I was coming out. She looked at me like she was screaming AAARRRRGGHH! Then dashed into the livingroom and hid behind the settee!
Thank you, Wopsie, for the vote of confidence in my looks as I stood there dripping wet!

Good morning m'dears. Hope you are warm & well. Sending a smile your way 😁

So, that hideous, self-obsessed, self-worshipping lump of useless brainless space, Katie Price now says ''What if I go to prison? It would make me money''.
Can that bag of rotting filth get any lower?!

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