Oh, what an evil cow I am! Last night in bed I was flat on my back with my cat, Wopsie laying on top with her bum towards me, tail over my face! I had a deep desperate urge to POKE her up the bum! I didn't because A: I wouldn't do it anyway B: I want her to carry on being my friend C: I don't want to spend the next 3 months in hospital! You have no idea just how much willpower it took me to keep my hands under the duvet for 5 minutes!
@LittleFatty be thankful she /he did not aim their claws somewhere tender.
@Horrrflmlvr HA HA HA! Agreed with you on that!
@LittleFatty ive had my cat lay on my arm, get up with claws on my breast when he tries too get up(OUCH), and also move around once with showing me his butt. *at least he did not FART*
@Horrrflmlvr I'm laughing so much I can't breathe! Thank heavens for being non-farty!