Our manager wants us, the twintroverts, having been fully remote for the last 3? years? to drive 140 miles round trip for a crowded, noisy, office holiday party in a bowling alley, despite both of us having positive COVID tests.

NO. NOT GONNA DO IT.

Although Villainous Lill kind of wants to go to infect everyone else and hijack the jukebox at the bowling alley to play nothing but K-Pop.