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Well Well Well
look who decided to pop back in
-------> @Elf
Thought you were in "Vegas Baby" so what happened? Santa finally track down his Harley?
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This will be pinned on my profile for the duration...
I'm also pledging to all of you that I'll do what ever I can to get important information out and I'll interject levity when needed
This community of ours is a microcosm of a much bigger host that is filled with family, friends, old acquaintances, strangers and those who may feel alone.
Let what echos here be an inspirational path, not a rigid unyielding road.
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Defense Secretary Mark Esper confirmed he ordered the Navy to "lean forward" in deploying two of its hospital ships, the USNS Comfort and USNS Mercy.
The Comfort, based in the East Coast at Norfolk, Virginia, is currently undergoing maintenance; while the Mercy is at port in San Diego, California.
The two ships will specifically focus on trauma cases if deployed, given the limited amount of space aboard the ships.
Barrels of Whiskey - The O'Reillys and the Paddyhats
May all of us arrive half an hour in heaven before the devil knows we're dead,
and if the devil shows to the gates asking to pass,
may Saintly Peter kick his friggin ass!
One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory.”
Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.”
Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to pee!”
Dr O’Mahony tells his patient: “I have bad news and worse news, John.”
“Oh dear,” John replies. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” says the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
Dr O’Mahony replies: “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.
He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. “They say I died!!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied Finney. “Where are ye callin’ from?”
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, “Are you on foot or in the car?”
Billy says, “In the car.”
Paddy says, “That’s the quickest way.”
An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.
“Lord,” he prayed. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday.”
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: “Never mind, I found one!”
Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy,
“I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down & shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement
The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad”
As Paddy leave, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave also
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” said Murphy.
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving. Late on Sunday evening, he was found in a tree by a farmer.
“What happened?” said the farmer
Liam replied, “my parachute failed to open!”
“Well!” said the farmer “if you had asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday!”
The barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty, fancy another one?”
Looking puzzled Paddy says “Why would I be needed two empty feckin’ glasses?”
My Saturday "I have to go to Walmart OMG" playlist...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_OoZO70nPl6gAIasDgpDU5SeiXtKa1LZ
and now for something completely different.
@th3j35t3r and here is just a small final point. Manning is a convicted traitor. FACT. There are those who see Manning as a hero and have since the beginning. what ever. at least those people have had that opinion from the beginning. However, I question the newly found protected status. I'm gonna guess people who are attacking J may have that same question if someone they dislike decided to transition in prison.. Lets say Manafort, Cohen, Stone, etc.. Just sayn.
<rant over>
peace!!!
Liberty's "stick" Speaks
- CO-Blogger
- https://ladyliberty1885.com/
Digger/Blogger/Haliaeetus
https://ladyliberty1885.com/author/iamlibertyspeaks/
My Diplomacy is my Passport
-Verify Me
(but DON'T make me break my stick)
Joined Oct 2017