CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 14th: 08:38 hrs

The following incidences have been noted:

-The #COSOMusic gang over night went full on 80's. We are still getting negative reports on the Culture club video
-The #caffeineclub is still complaining there is not enough coffee (yes the NED is aware, no Santa can't make a special trip)

Elf activity is low, so the NED is confidant it will remain that way, though agents are watching the #'s

Happy #Caturday

-Agent K Kringle
NED