DAY FIVE
BREAKING NEWS:
The elf only known as "Micro Terror" broke into the COSOCOM billboard system over night. Replacing what normally would be information for all #COSONaut's with an inflammatory insult towards Santa.
Crews are working on fixing the issue, in the mean time, please follow the #COSOElf hash tag or Agent K Kringle's TL for further alerts.
Thank you,
Ima Jetsam w/COSO News
@LibertySpeaks rotfl!
I love this badass elf!
Yes, it seems that the Micro Terror has a following.
His cult like status within certain fringe groups (The Imp Pimps, Brownie Bots and The Krome Gnome's) has risen to new heights
(well if you count 18 inches as tall)
All these AntiSanta members have rallied around his nefarious actions and have in fact, encouraged him to the point of chaos.
Those groups are being dealt with by other authorities.
attached please find current #BOLO for #COSOElf
Thank You
N.E.D.
