How to freak out a retired LEO on a Sunday morning

Mr LS (ret LEO):
"Hun, come here"
Me:
"ok"
(Walk into family room. Hubby has spotting scope looking out back door)

Mr. LS
"Who the fuck is that?"
(points to neighbors porch hands me the scope)

I look and immediately bust out laughing and try to say with a straight face

"Um..have they moved?"

Mr. LS <--visibly annoyed
"NO...STOP LAUGHING!!"

Me:
"Babe (in calm voice) that is a life size Freddie Kruger decoration"

Me: 👇