🥃 Liberal Librarian 📚
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If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!
Joined Jul 2019
No, I can't book you our meeting room two days in advance. We're the busiest library in the system, FFS.
Welp, in general I had a marvy, relaxing weekend. Until about 3pm yesterday. I was doing dishes, a glass broke, and I sliced open the top of my right pinkie. FORTUNATELY, urgent care was still open, so my wife took me, zipped in, and got out in 30 minutes. Holy fuck, though: Lidocaine injections hurt way more than the actual wound.
I won't post here, but Donald is doing the social media version of shitting himself.
Probably because he's not-metaphorically shitting himself.
How soon until MAGAts start posting video of themselves fucking couches?
*raises hand*
MAGAts are carrying what now of JD Vance's?
Fucking referee. He's waved away 3 clear penalties for Chelsea.
Let's fucking go!
So we're all watching "Roxanne"?
Welp. Guess I'll be downloading some Bill Evans on Qobuz for my drive home today.
The answer to this question is FUCK NO! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
It is so fucking nice that my wife now has weekends off.
When you gotta go, no one can hear flush in space.
🥃 Liberal Librarian 📚
- Hometown
- The Wood, Up To No Good
- User Guide
- https://help.counter.social
- Pronouns
- He/him/Bob's your uncle
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!
Joined Jul 2019