Trump is going to jail.

Trump will be bankrupt beyond recovery.

Trump will not be president.

Bank on it.

Well.

New York AG Tish James has moved to render invalid Trump's bond, as the company through which he acquired it doesn't have the funds to back it. Hearing before Judge Engoron to be held Monday.

Drip. Drip. FLOOD.

OK, I guess I should be a good dog-dad and go scoop poop.

Imagine blocking people because they post a video of Steven Spielberg decrying antisemitism, or posting that as with all breaking stories you should trust but verify.

We are all living in the "St. Elsewhere" snow globe.

#CosoMusic

Sting - I Burn For You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZbbmwwUPkQ

Trump was granted a hearing for a change of venue.

It was denied.

We're a go for Monday.

You will be judged by a jury of your peers: Pissed off New Yorkers. May God have mercy on your soul.

Speaking of stripper poles.

I went to pick up my consignment of edibles this morning. And just down the block from the dispensary is a place called "Sadie's Pole". Curious, I looked it up. It is a pole dancing studio. So, if you're near Westchester, CA, and desire to learn the art of pole dancing, hit them up. They also have a studio in Redondo Beach.

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

Man. I'm looped. Old Fashioneds for the motherfucking win!

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OK, time for me to go out to the places I will be from. But it's not closing time.

Why does this bring to mind the People's Front of Judea's crack suicide squad?

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Michelle Obama with the cuteness overload!

Today's day-drinking cocktail is an Old Fashioned.

This is the pamphlet the loon was carrying.

I much prefer Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1".

What -- and I cannot stress this enough -- the fuck?! Guy sets himself on fire? Trump is farting in the courtroom?!

#CosoMusic

Ultravox - Reap the Wild Wind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeR9OtIOajc

Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix was an asshole.