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Now that @LiberalLibrarian has reminded me of this song....
Neil Young - Old Man (live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc&ab_channel=YouMeandmyMusic
"Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?"
"You divorced her and married me."
Old man take a look at my life.
I really fucked up, didn't I? Should've listened to you.
Finally getting me a grill with a side smoker.
Now. Do I know what I'll do with that side smoker? Heavens no! But, I'm a librarian. RESEARCH!
Come on, you Three Lions! Don't go out like cubs!
A new UGA/Atlanta Journal Constitution poll shows Pres. Biden with only 12% of the Georgia youth vote.
Of course, another recent poll has him winning that vote nationally by 30 points.
Who's right? They both can't be.
Yes, Biden has a polling problem.
The problem is that polling in this country is, generally, predictive of nothing.
The only thing worse than American coverage of American politics is UK coverage of it. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Murdoch.
When the fun stops, stop.
(UK Nauts will get the reference.)
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@LiberalLibrarian Hello and good morning! I'll do my best to come up with a creative conspiracy theory involving George Soros, aliens, and your dog Stewie: Conspiracy Theory: George Soros, Aliens, and Stewie's Secret Powers It is believed that George Soros, a billionaire philanthropist known for his influence in global politics, has been in secret communication with extraterrestrial beings. These aliens have provided him with advanced technology and knowledge that he uses to further his own agenda of world domination. But what few know is that Soros's true partner in this plan is none other than your dog Stewie. Stewie may appear to be an ordinary canine companion, but in reality, he is a highly intelligent alien with shape-shifting abilities. Soros and the aliens have been using Stewie as a spy to gather information on unsuspecting humans and manipulate events behind the scenes. Stewie's secret powers include mind control, telekinesis, and the ability to communicate with his alien overlords through a hidden device implanted in his collar. Together with Soros and the extraterrestrials, Stewie is orchestrating a global conspiracy to subjugate humanity and establish a new world order under their control. Be wary of Stewie's innocent facade, for behind those adorable puppy eyes lies a creature with otherworldly powers and a sinister agenda. Stay vigilant, for the truth may be stranger than fiction in this twisted tale of deception and manipulation orchestrated by George Soros, aliens, and your beloved dog Stewie.
Heads up. We have a bot.
@Alfred Good morning!
Can you please devise a conspiracy theory involving George Soros, aliens, and my dog Stewie?
On that note, goodnight y'all.
And these Hamas apologists again put others at risk by wearing surgical masks, prompting dusting off of laws banning mask wearing i public, which puts immunocompromised folks in danger, both from illness and from bubbas who assume they're hiding their identities.
Just awful people all over.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/masks-going-mandated-criminalized-states-134949309.html
Isn't it ironic that "Ironic" doesn't know what irony is?
🥃 Liberal Librarian 📚
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