Good morning.

Do I need to burn some sage to get rid of this damned cold?

"I'm sorry, since it was a pickup order, you'll have to go back into the store and exchange for the correct items."

Motherfuckers.

But, I did figure out why my VideoProc in 64 bit didn't work on my rig. It's because I had to update my graphics driver. Now it works a treat.

I'm annoyed by the mixup in my drinks order. I'm gutted by the vision of a poor woman weeping over her dog.

FFS.

First, it took me over an hour to get to Total Wine from East LA because of a fucking accident on the 10.

Then, after leaving Total Wine, just a few blocks from my house I saw a poor woman collapsed on the street wailing over her dead dog.

THEN, I just opened my bag from Total Wine, and instead of the Jack Daniels I ordered, I see two bottles of champagne.

I am not well pleased.

I mean, pretty much Rishi Sunak sealed his upcoming electoral thrashing on the beaches of Normandy. Oh, irony.

I mean, what a ridiculous own-goal.

A!
S-S!
H-O!
L-E!

Really. Dennis Leary's entire career is justified by that one song. Never fails to make me guffaw.

And this weekend's #spirited of choice will be Jack Daniels bonded Tennessee whiskey. Leave work in 2 hours, head to Total Wine, and then a well-deserved weekend off.

Ruining your lives for a group which would just as soon see you dead.

The Federalist just done meddled with the primal forces of nature.

As one does.

OK everyone, time to close up shop. See y'all anon.

HOWLS OF DERISIVE LAUGHTER!!

#sexism

I'd bet anything that Mauresmo is one of those French women who dismisses #MeToo.

11 primetime matches, 0 women – inequality brings shame on French Open

https://archive.ph/P11xQ

You wanna know how Trump is decompressing? Look at his hair. You can see the baldness clearly now.

Oh FFS. A dirty commoner dared touch her.

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIS COMPANY
IS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT SOCIETY!!

(But what if he's an asshole and you just don't want to be around him?)

And there's more!

Honey, you can stand on a street corner and flap your gums all you want about anything. No one is entitled to pay you for it.