HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"See, man, DA JOOZ control everything!!"

Pres. Biden had a sit-down interview with David Muir of ABC News.

Still no interview with the NYT.

Solid.

Whew. Well, tomorrow just escalated. I think I handled the news with aplomb. Guess I'd best be gussied up for the day.

When you go too far even for the 5th Circuit...

I'm still gobsmacked that the US beat motherfucking Pakistan in the T20 World Cup. Holy shizzles.

#CosoMusic

EVERYBODY GET UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BTpUmmvZE4

"He's failed upwards his entire life."

Why in tarnation is my left scapula hurting? Come on, man.

Well damn!

#USAUSA

Quite frankly, I don't either.

snerf

Whenever I screen capture a tweet, I make sure to include the date it was posted, so that anyone can go verify that it's an actual, real tweet, especially if it's outrageous. Posting tweets without that, especially when they're ludicrous, makes me doubt their veracity. I'm a librarian, and accurate information is my jam.

Sweet Mama Malone!

TIL that John Cleese appeared in a 2023 Roman Polanski film. Because of course he did.

Well, no fisticuffs among addled patrons yet. Win.

Hey bruh, let's go catch some waves, and then after a tasty brew.

I wish those wheels in the sky stopped turning. For once, just for once, I'd like to know where I'll be tomorrow. Just sayin'.

Well. I still sound like dreck, but I feel much less like dreck than I have this week.

I wonder if the tzaddik Gilbert Gottfried ever didn't sound like, well, Gilbert Gottfried.

Yes, please.