He was a majestic specimen of a man, with pert buttocks and rippling thighs. Adonis would be as a Quasimodo next to him.

Baby sloths in pajamas? Yes, please.

#CosoCuties

https://youtu.be/G-Zfozy7gGI

Sure, Jan.

I am not, in fact, working for the weekend.

I'm working for world domination and to impose my rule with an iron fist.

This kind of petty should earn one a Medal of Freedom.

https://youtu.be/Vd6fTlJXGXo

#80sHair

Does everybody want a new romance?

Do they?

OK, I think it's time for a new hashtag on this site.

#80sHair

Your turn.

Google Play review:

"This app is filled with Zionist baby killers!!!!! How do they sleep at night??"

Holy shit.

Meanwhile, I had the fucking CREEPIEST dream last night. I dreamt that my left incisor was loose and about to come off. I kept trying to take it out, and the pain was excruciating. I woke up and had to make sure everything was okay.

Now YouTube is recommending 9-hour-long ASMR history videos to me. Gotta say that i had a great night's sleep.

I mean. At this point, the NYT is doing everything it can to see Biden defeated.

I think lunch will be ramen.

I've come to a realization. I'm too fucking old for an all-day festival.

OK, time to draw a line under today. See y'all.

#CosoMusic

Heaven 17 - (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWs1-2foKoo

The responses to this are what one would expect.

#WeekendMood