@JanetZumba_FalPals And no, this doesn't mean he has some devious plan to steal the election. He's just a senile old man who has no energy.
@Tacitus_Kilgore Lord. Last Sunday I was doing dishes. A glass broke. Sliced the top of my pinkie. I had to go and get a stitch. And honestly, that hurt more than the injury, when they injected me with lidocaine.
@corlin A schmuck. A gonef. A schlemiel. A fucking pendejo.
@ps9714 As I was leaving work yesterday, a quinceaΓ±ara party was driving into the park where the library is. The princess was in a classic 1950s car.
@singlemaltgirl If you were born 1965-1980, you're X.
@th3j35t3r If he shows up. Dude look like the crypt-keeper.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!