@band

#catsofcoso

@HealingHobbit Yeah, this will leave a very nice scar on me.

@djmpb That the universe is a strange and wonderful place?

John Cougar Mellencamp, motherfuckers.

HIS FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM IS ONSTAGE!!

@IrelandTorin The WORST part was the lidocaine injection. Fuck me.

Tim Walz is the kind of guy who would push you out of a snowbank.

I know this, because he pushed me out of a snowbank.

So, I may not have shared this.

I was doing dishes on Sunday. I was washing a glass. It broke, and I sliced the top of my right pinkie open.

Ouch.

Thankfully, that happened early enough so that we could go to urgent care. I was in and out in half an hour.

But man, it's smarting today.

@Bliss Oh yes, he did. But if I had been there, hands would have been thrown.

@sfleetucker On the one and the three.

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"You may know me from Fox News."

Lulz.

@kay_dub Twice!!

Aw, poor cheating baby.

@piquant00 *golf clap*

@Faay No good deed, etc. But I bet she's having a blast now.

@nursefrombirth That seems to be the consensus on my blog.