@Museek It looks worse than it is. I required only one stitch. But, yeah, I was not happy.

Heh.

No, I can't book you our meeting room two days in advance. We're the busiest library in the system, FFS.

@poemblaze It was suboptimal. But rye whiskey and an edible made it all better.

Welp, in general I had a marvy, relaxing weekend. Until about 3pm yesterday. I was doing dishes, a glass broke, and I sliced open the top of my right pinkie. FORTUNATELY, urgent care was still open, so my wife took me, zipped in, and got out in 30 minutes. Holy fuck, though: Lidocaine injections hurt way more than the actual wound.

@kay_dub snerf

@kay_dub Hey, the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire!

Good West Coast afternoon.

I won't post here, but Donald is doing the social media version of shitting himself.

Probably because he's not-metaphorically shitting himself.

#spirited

Currently on my shelf:

@th3j35t3r Well? Which one are you?

How soon until MAGAts start posting video of themselves fucking couches?

@Bix

Being a slave to your behavioral disorders? Wack.

Being a slave to the rhythm? Dope AF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XLzIswI2s

*raises hand*

MAGAts are carrying what now of JD Vance's?

Fucking referee. He's waved away 3 clear penalties for Chelsea.

Let's fucking go!

https://youtu.be/uchOo5HU95s

@Bix Now, here's my question: What the fuck was the New Republic doing while the First Order was doing all its bullshit? Why did General Leia Organa have to lead a fucking resistance when there was, supposedly, a functioning government??

So we're all watching "Roxanne"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eckRNcHCKA

@GreenLady08 That's why you buy from a dispensary, not the dude on the corner.

@peterquirk Here you go.

https://www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/breaking-trump-insider-erik-prince