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If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!
Joined Jul 2019
Reading a story about a naked Russian trying to fuck a cow in Thailand was not on my bingo card today.
@Boyceaz Jumping around, even!
PACK IT UP, PACK IT IN
LET ME BEGIN
I CAME TO WIN
BATTLE ME THAT'S A SIN!
PLEASE RELEASE ME!
LET ME GOOOOOOOO!
@elmaxx Dengue fever???? Ay Jesu Cristo y todos los santos!
@Susandoyle Lookie lookie who's back!
LOL. Asshole whines about finding out after fucking around.
Oh dear. We have a special needs adult here with his carer and others in the group. He keeps apologizing to his carer.
One of the most common things I get at work is patrons who are unable to log into their email on our public PCs, because they've completely forgotten their passwords due to the fact that they check their email solely on their phones.
Um. These were freed Black slaves who were shipped off back to Africa because white Americans didn't want them here.
HOWLS! HOWLS OF DERISIVE LAUGHTER, BRUCE!
@AndersonArtwork There was a great Twilight Zone episode from the 80s where Christian fundamentalists had taken over heaven and were sending good souls to hell. Then an underground railroad sprang up to sneak them back into heaven.
@Alfred What's the best way to establish revolutionary cells to work towards world domination by cats?
@Queasy Be careful what you wish for, *Todd*.
🥃 Liberal Librarian 📚
- Hometown
- The Wood, Up To No Good
- User Guide
- https://help.counter.social
- Pronouns
- He/him/Bob's your uncle
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!
Joined Jul 2019