This tweet was at 9.13am. Blocking the 405 at that hour is cause for justifiable homicide.

Good morning.

Pro-tip: The "DNC" doesn't choose presidential candidates. That's done by voters in primaries. And if you come into my TL with that shit, well, that's a block. IDGAF anymore.

Kthxbai.

OK. Time to watch drunk Irish people. Until the morrow.

@JulesofJoy @th3j35t3r I think it's a relief to him that Kamala has gone out like gangbusters.

Look.

I was really pissed off at many on this site who turned on Joe over one bad debate. And at just people in general who did that.

But as someone raised Catholic, I was taught the "felix culpa". And that's what we have here.

Joe sacrificed his ego for the greater good. And now, if we keep working, we have a chance to do amazing things.

So my fellow Americans, let's not fuck this up, hmm?

Yes. Catholic school taught me Roman numerals.

TAKE THAT, PUBLIC EDUCATION!!

@JulesofJoy @th3j35t3r

@ps9714 IN THE YEAR OF OUR MIGHTY LORD MMXXIV!!

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@R3dH00d Oh. Trust me. It's workin'.

They really are good at this...

@R3dH00d It is so damned smooth. MUCH less of a burn than bourbon, for the same alcohol content.

@MrsE0113 Benny Hinn is strong in the Trump hair.

Although, IIRC, he's been disavowing the prosperity gospel he used to preach.

@R3dH00d Yes, even more than that.

I saw a breakdancing judge lauding the Aussie "breakdancer" for being "unique and creative."

No. She was shitting on an artform created by Black and Latin kids in the South Bronx, Washington Heights, and Harlem.

@Armchaircouch *gasp*! You must!

Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck?".

I mean, yeah. Tom Cruise is a weirdo Scientologist. But as a man of a certain age, "Risky Business" was seminal in my upbringing.

@SaltyVeruca snortle

@Armchaircouch He is a very good actor, yes.