I'm sorry ma'am, we're not the Library of Congress. We don't have every goddamned book in existence on the shelf.
@GeezerWench Of course we can. But she was all pissy because we didn't have it. CALL NEXT TIME!
@LiberalLibrarian The Unseen University librarian would fetch it for you in exchange for some fresh fruit.
@LiberalLibrarian Why not!?!
Can you order it from another library? Or did she want something weird.