@sumpnlikefaith "Daddy, what's a 'department store'?"
@LiberalLibrarian "Well kiddo, imagine if you visited a teeny-tiny, eensy-weensy Amazon warehouse where a bunch of stuff they had was already unboxed so you could actually see it, and where they printed off their whole website as a giant book every year."
@LiberalLibrarian Ha ha! Yep!