Screw covid-19, coronavirus should be nicknamed beervirus.

I may not be the definition of sober, but Zombieland 2 is better than a sequel so far removed from the original has any right to be.

I can't say it's worse.

I won't say it's better.

A hard even. And with the high bar the first one set...even isn't bad by any stretch.

I have finished off half a bottle of white wine and made a white Russian.

My windows are all open enjoying 58 degrees at 645.

And I'm watching Zombieland 2, cackling like a hyena in suburbia.

(and by candidates, I do mean Trump too)

Trotting out DvD because Andy Griffith is already gone? I mean, it IS smart...

Get Ron Howard and Henry Winkler next.

#oldtimers4theoldtimer ?...I guess it'd work better if the median age of the candidates wasn't already dust!

Is Bloomberg the "want to watch the world burn" candidate?

He's another party hopping billionaire business man from New York. AND he comes with his own news network!

Just imagine him vs Trump down the stretch.

I'm sure Bernie telling Russia to stay out of American politics will absolutely make them stop.

Does Stone get Epsteined before or after the pardon?

Can run for 40 minutes, sweat like a pig, but be okay on cardio.

Can run faster for 12 minutes, be a little and do another 30 minutes of lifting and be ready for my day to be over.

But give me 5 minutes of live drills in jiu jitsu after 40 minutes of warm ups and practice and I'm on my death bed PLUS all kinds of achy the next day.

You think you're in shape sometimes...

Coffee is not a good mixer. I don't think you can get the right combination that of tasting good and doing its job.

Whether or not the xfl is still around makes no difference... nfl will be doing the post play and half time interviews within 5 years. Those really feel like the above the field camera innovation that sticks around.

A tattoo? The Astros are making Spring Training a sideshow with these defenses and non apologies. I was wavering, but they are making it worth it watching the beginnings of more than a few of their games. They will be in NY for interleague play early on and then...when it may matter for both in the playoff hunt...they go to Yankee Stadium.

You don't have to be a baseball fan to appreciate how bonkers those crowds are going to be.

Some choice road series should also be fun.

Astros are downright hilarious at this point. I guess you admire the owner for standing behind his players' talents as a World Series winner (seemingly with MLB behind him), but dear God.

Screw the primaries, we're getting Rick Moranis and Gordon Bombay back!

Drinking game.

Any sport, any game.

Take a drink or a shot (it won't matter in the long run) every time a player or fan utilizes the term "Let's go!" to celebrate a big play.

Death in the first period/first quarter/first 3 innings.

Corona virus is now COVUD-19 per World Health Org.

You have to figure every graphics dept in every media outlet on the face of the planet was just tasked

The Mets are not supposed to give me anxiety during the off season. This reeks of negotiating through media and I friggin hope it works.

I'll allow it

For Groundhog Day, I am trying to send all texts twice and see how long it takes anyone to say anything.

For Groundhog Day, I am trying to send all texts twice and see how long it takes anyone to say anything.