(While a generally cynical comment that plays on failed resolutions, I do hope as many people as possible decide and commit to long term improvement this year.)

Two months until gyms become less packed.

According to wife, Monarch TV show is Jurassic Park for cryptids.

That is a solid descriptor. Love the show (2 episodes left).

Staying up until midnight 12/31 is a trick for those of us that are early risers.

Gotta keep that schedule!

Prediction: 2024 sees Jon Stewart start a show on X.

I want to more from the guy that Apple booted because China reqmanded it.

So if most billionaires have done something shady or illegal to amass the wealth....what is in Taylor Swift's closet?

So how long into 2024 until gifts and failed resolutions find their way to thrift stores/fb marketplace? Need some kettlebells and a treadmill!

@stueytheround you beat me by 20 seconds....I JUST (found and) enabled it.

Asked this earlier this year and am curious to see where thoughts are as we dive into the holidays (and family get togethers).

https://counter.social/@L_D_G/109838082584218033

@PussyFootingAround how old is he? Who needs it at his age?

Santos embezzled for Onlyfans subs? Fee-nominal. Friggin perfect.

So when does Fran Dresser run for CA gov (and then President)?

I don't mean to tell anyone how to phish, but maybe don't use friggin LEET as your dollar amount.

Or maybe do and make me and this toot look like fools. Theft in plain sight!

(I don't have a Robinhood account)

So this is how ending DST is going to treat 7pm this year....like friggin jet lag.

I was far more disciplined with my phone in the first few months.

Also, crow to headstand didn't make much progress, but forearm stand (which I thought I mentioned here) is real friggin close.

Matthew Perry is a God damn gut punch for the 90s kids.

When you buy some more liquor and enter it into your mixology app only to find that you have all of a Long Island Iced Tea at home.

Happiness is, when hungry, finding a bag of chicken meatballs that you forgot about in the freezer .

What you didn't realize is Dial of Destiny is a historical drama proving some of the concepts theorized in Ancient Aliens.

I should start to schedule my vacations for the first week of the fiscal year if this thing is going to become a routine.