I like to have one of my monitors set to my exterior camera feed (my dogs bark at the wind, but I like to know). I saw a squirrel at a bird feeder outside the door to the kitchen. My wife is in the kitchen.
Me: hey, look out the window underneath the feeder (the door has a big window in it. Clear view of outside).
*hears door unlock and open*
*sees squirrel perk up and run*
wife: i don't see any...oh look at that fat thing run! (not her actual words)
me: i said look out the window!
wife: i thought it would be snowing
me: there's a window!
wife: shut up!