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In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a Butch and Suni
Not too different than you or me

They worked at En-Ay-Dee-A by day
Just polishing switches to pay their way
they did thier job well with a cheerful face
But Jeff Bezos didn't like them so he shot them into space!

"We'll send them cheesy movies!
The worst ever made!"
They'll have to sit and watch them all (for a fee)
And we'll monitor their minds!" (la la la)

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

Last 4 days I have had a problem. I get drowsy. Go to bed. And then cannot sleep

Imagine your craft breaks down in space, and in a video call you find out Elon Musk is going to pick you up next year

So you're saying the guy who brought baseball odds-making to political polling has a crippling gambling addiction?

shocked

#538

Colorado man arrested by posting threats to Trump opponents on right wing social media

Also owned weapons despite being banned for convictions of previous thefts

nbcnews.com/politics/2024-elec

Trump assassination attempt
Task force members are in Butler today, surveying Trump shooting scene:

R-Laurel Lee
R-Mike Kelly
R-David Joyce
D-Jason Crow
D-Madeliene Dean
D-Chrissy Houlihan
D-Glenn Ivey
D-Jared Moskowitz
D-Lou Correa

4 Republicans absent (No Dems)

Mark Green (R-Tenn.)
Michael Waltz (R-Fla.)
Clay Higgins (R-La.) and
Pat Fallon (R-Texas)
possibly one of them is wearing a hot dog suit

More than 200 Republicans who previously worked for either former President George W. Bush, the late Sen. John McCain, or Sen. Mitt Romney, endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president in an open letter Monday obtained exclusively by USA TODAY.

"Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That’s to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable."

usatoday.com/story/news/politi

Temp 95 degrees. Dew point 71 degrees. Real feel 106

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Narrator: the evidence of many skeletons in closets. Suggests that this statement is technically correct. He has not eaten *A* human, but *MANY* Humans

Watch who’s complaining loudest about Durov’s arrest. They are either proxy voices for Putin (99%), or idiots (1%).

“Everyone laughed at me when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now.”

Rats fleeing sinking ships

founder has fled EU after the arrest of Founder Pavel Durov

I am betting the French authorities got a hold of some rather incriminating electronic devices

Senior federal judge is the best gig. The one requirement is you do 25% of an active judge's work (you can do 100% if you like). You get office space, staff, etc, and more choice over assignments.

But they refuse, to ensure Biden can't appoint public defenders & civil rights lawyers. and are saving the openings for Judges

No more life appointments! we need term limits

nbcnews.com/politics/politics-

The Media people complaining about Kamala Harris not having policy details, never complain about Trump not having policy details

What they really want is something specific to nitpick and argue against

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