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to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

Sturdy armrests, bouncy leather
Sexy cushions, packed with feathers
Stains on pillows, fabric skin
Lubricated glove stuck in

We didn't f*ck the sofa
It was always twisted
Since we let Vance visit

We didn't f*ck the sofa
No we didn't dick it
But we're trying to fix it

Not

Jason Momoa cloned himself and entered his clones with a cheesy Mustache disguise for the Olympic Hammer toss as Canadians

Five secretaries of state plan to send an open letter to Elon Musk, urging him to “immediately implement changes” to ’s chatbot , after it shared with millions of users false information suggesting that Kamala Harris was not eligible to appear on the 2024 ballot

washingtonpost.com/politics/20

It seems JFKs granddaughter wrote the story of the dead bear being found in Central park, that RFKjr has admitted to dumping and trying to create a fake crime scene to cover it up

How many skeletons can fit into a closet?

Elon Musk PAC being investigated by Michigan secretary of state for potential violations

'“Every citizen should know exactly how their personal information is being used by PACs, especially if an entity is claiming it will help people register to vote in Michigan or any other state,” a spokeswoman for the Michigan secretary of state’s office said in a statement to CNBC.'

cnbc.com/2024/08/04/elon-musk-

No one would have guessed RFK driving to JFK would be responsible for a dead bear being found in central park.

Meet Riley Carter, Aberdeen, WA city councilmember who is so against pedophilia, he wears his stance on his head. Shame that it didn't stop him from *admittedly* raping a child under 12 for multiple years, while he was elected on "protecting the children of Aberdeen".

Its the old GQP switcheroo (look over there!)

He also abuses his wife, according to his January arrest. These are the "family men" the GQP pedestalize.

kxro.com/infighting-and-unrest

"We went to a star trek convention to oogle miniskirts and orion slave girl cosplayers and talk about how great Gul Dukat is. And instead we find out 7 of 9 hates us'

oh please media.

The Veep stakes should not be used to predict the 2028 or 2032 Presidential election, we are focused on 2024 and just making sure we will have fair elections afterwards

Yes, everyone with a penis has this problem

it just gets in the way

Also why I am not allowed to compete in sports (true story)

mashable.com/article/hiroki-og

maybe Trump was suppose to be assassinated in Butler. And all the bad stuff happening to him is the timeline trying to correct itself.

Don't believe the prognosticators. There's no hints about who will be the next VP in anyone's scheduling or the locations of next week's rallies. This is an ongoing process that will end one of six ways. But here's a thoughtful piece about how that decision is happening:

Inside the final days of Kamala Harris’ vice presidential decision

cnn.com/2024/08/03/politics/ka

The russian spy and convict at his rally just congratulated Putin for the good deal he made on the prisoner swap.

The guy is the least patriotic person to ever run for high office in this country.

seem ukraine sank the same one that was sunk last year and was leaving port.

Can you sink the same sub twice?

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