In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a Butch and Suni
Not too different than you or me
They worked at En-Ay-Dee-A by day
Just polishing switches to pay their way
they did thier job well with a cheerful face
But Jeff Bezos didn't like them so he shot them into space!
"We'll send them cheesy movies!
The worst ever made!"
They'll have to sit and watch them all (for a fee)
And we'll monitor their minds!" (la la la)
Imagine your craft breaks down in space, and in a video call you find out Elon Musk is going to pick you up next year
So you're saying the guy who brought baseball odds-making to political polling has a crippling gambling addiction?
shocked
#538 #Politics
Colorado man arrested by posting threats to Trump opponents on right wing social media
Also owned weapons despite being banned for convictions of previous thefts
Trump assassination attempt
Task force members are in Butler today, surveying Trump shooting scene:
R-Laurel Lee
R-Mike Kelly
R-David Joyce
D-Jason Crow
D-Madeliene Dean
D-Chrissy Houlihan
D-Glenn Ivey
D-Jared Moskowitz
D-Lou Correa
4 Republicans absent (No Dems)
Mark Green (R-Tenn.)
Michael Waltz (R-Fla.)
Clay Higgins (R-La.) and
Pat Fallon (R-Texas)
possibly one of them is wearing a hot dog suit
#Politics
More than 200 Republicans who previously worked for either former President George W. Bush, the late Sen. John McCain, or Sen. Mitt Romney, endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president in an open letter Monday obtained exclusively by USA TODAY.
"Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That’s to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable."
“Everyone laughed at me when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now.”
Senior federal judge is the best gig. The one requirement is you do 25% of an active judge's work (you can do 100% if you like). You get office space, staff, etc, and more choice over assignments.
But they refuse, to ensure Biden can't appoint public defenders & civil rights lawyers. and are saving the openings for #FedSoc Judges
No more life appointments! we need term limits
The Media people complaining about Kamala Harris not having policy details, never complain about Trump not having policy details
What they really want is something specific to nitpick and argue against
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