I should have taken a few pictures. My MIL gave me a bottle of wine from the year my daughter was born, 1984. Said I was a good boy and if I continued being good she will bring more.

My wife had me open it that night. At some point in those 40 years, the cork dried out, it turned from wine to vinegar, the vinegar went bad.

Not much incentive to be good. 🤣🤣🤣