My patience is so thin I manifested “mean teacher” today. It worked, but that isn’t the teacher I am or want to be. We ALL need a break.

#teacherlife

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Absence of algorithm driving #coso does a buncha cool things. I especially appreciate how we are not boxed in and labeled. We are multitudes- beautiful, imperfect, sometimes contradictory, unapologeticly human.

People who upload videos of kids crying because they got a fake PS5 for Christmas or their birthday are fucking scum.

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I am forever grateful I wasn't born in the 50's and 60's, otherwise I would have ended up like my father, just a bitter old man who's mad that migrants are everywhere.

@th3j35t3r in case no one has told you today, thank you for this wonderful place. ❤

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It’s fun to watch Tesla get destroyed in real time.

This fucking piece of shit.

When a person keeps an entire collection of their hair dye colours on-hand at all times, any day can be a "refresh the hair colour" day. Even a Monday in December.

And remember, all you hep cats and cool chicks, bright rainbow hair is dry clean only: shampoo as infrequently as possible (but don't skip the conditioner) to keep your colours bright and long-lasting.

MTG's "If Bannon and I had planned it, it would have succeeded" is pretty much an admission of guilt.

Bring it on, you treacherous bitch, if you think you're hard enough.

(Spoiler alert: you ain't)

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@th3j35t3r Well, we're waiting. He should be held accountable, right? RIGHT?

$3.99 per gallon at the out-of-the-way ARCO in San Dimas, California this morning! This is the first time Miss KoKo and I have paid less than $4 since at least February.